Funny Chiang Rai

Tourists learning about their future from a local fortune teller	No problem to marry an alien in Chiang Rai
Definitely the cheapest accommodation in town	Rabbit hooked on 'tabacco' leaves
Oh no.. Google translate can really mess things up.. The sign reads something like this: Text on sign  Meaning 1. The moustache is tiny squid roasts  Grilled small squid tentacles 2. The demon moustache squid roasts  Grilled giant squid tentacles 3. The banana squid/egg squid roasts  Grilled splendid squid with or without eggs  4. The ark shell scalds/burns  Boiled or grilled clams  5. The shrimp burns  Grilled shrimps / scampi 6. The meatball fries, every the wood  Grilled meatballs on a stick Text on sign  Meaning 1. The moustache is tiny squid roasts  Grilled small squid tentacles 2. The demon moustache squid roasts  Grilled giant squid tentacles 3. The banana squid/egg squid roasts  Grilled splendid squid with or without eggs  4. The ark shell scalds/burns  Boiled or grilled clams  5. The shrimp burns  Grilled shrimps / scampi 6. The meatball fries, every the wood  Grilled meatballs on a stick